May of this year started out badly. Then it got worse.

My normal day includes going out back around noon to let the chickens out of their coop and collect the morning’s eggs. I also refill their feeder and check their water. I don’t let them out earlier because there might still be coyotes or raccoons out foraging for a meal. I leave the door to the coop open, so the girls have access to the feed and their nesting boxes inside the hen house. On the way back up to the gate I give Bonnie and Clyde a little love before coming back up to the house.

On one morning late in April or early May, I decided to leave the doors open to the hen house as well, to sort of air it out. That evening when I went back down to put the chickens away, I noticed the grain in the feeder was a uniform ¼” thick and spread evenly along the bottom of the feeder. This struck me as odd. The girls don’t normally eat their food in such an even layer. I was puzzled but not alarmed. Maybe I had spread it thin enough earlier that they just finished the process. I closed the hen house and the coop, promptly forgetting about this small anomaly completely.

A few days later, I noticed Clyde acting more subdued than his usual nosey self. He didn’t join Bonnie at the gate when I came into the area they shared with the girls. Rather, he stood next to their house and just looked at me. I saw he was getting fat; his sides were bulging out more than normal. He’s always been prone to overeating (the vet had me cut back on their daily grain for this reason), but he looked particularly wide that day.

A few more days passed, and Clyde was still very listless. He took to lying down inside their enclosure and would seem to struggle to get to his feet to greet me. He still looked too wide to me, so I called his vet, Scott Cantor of North Bay Veterinarians, and told him what I was seeing. He said it sounded like a case of bloat. Scott came out the following day. I explained again what I was seeing. I told Scott that Clyde still ate and drank normally, and he seemed to be urinating fine. But I couldn’t remember the last time Clyde had defecated in my presence. Scott checked him for bloat and asked me if he had eaten anything new in the past few days. That’s when I remembered the flat chicken feed in the girls’ feed trough. Scott thought Clyde probably went inside the coop and, finding the hen house doors open, ate what he could reach. The feed trough has a roller bar across the middle to keep the birds from perching over the feed and defecating into it. This meant Clyde couldn’t get his nose all the way in, but he could lick up the feed as far as his tongue would reach. The result was that nice flat run of feed I saw.

Scott agreed with me -- this was most likely a case of bloat brought on by too much grain products. He gave me some anti-bloat medicine (think Pepto Bismal for goats) and a tube of probiotics to help rebuild his natural intestinal flora. Scott also let me know that he was on the home stretch toward becoming a father for the first time and would be taking some time off. He would, however, be checking in with me via text.

A week later and Clyde was no smaller, but I did think his sides were a bit softer. He would leave the goat enclosure to lay on the mound in the middle of the grassy area. While I hadn’t seen him eat anything, I assumed he was as he was lying in the midst of grass about a foot high. Plus, the water bucket in their enclosure was going down at a steady rate; he and Bonnie were drinking enough to stay hydrated. As for his poop, it wasn’t his normal perfectly formed pellets – it looked more like coal tar with goat pellets mixed in — but it wasn’t complete liquid either. I took this as a hopeful sign and continued to give him the bloat med and the probiotics. Scott also suggested I add a tablespoon of baking soda in a cup of water and give him that via a syringe. Since I was already giving Clyde 100 ml of Pedialyte two to three times a day to keep up his electrolyte levels I just added a little baking soda to that.

Nothing seemed to change for Clyde. Then last Tuesday I saw him lying in the enclosure and trying to get to his feet. He kept pulling himself to his knees but falling back down. The next day, my son and I moved him on a blanket into the garage. His abdomen seemed particularly wide. I spent Thursday in the garage with him. He was clearly in discomfort, but he would drink water when presented and he ate a few bites of carrot for me.

I had been texting back and forth with Scott this whole time. He and I were both going on the assumption that this was a case of bloat. All the signs and symptoms pointed to that. And, as they say, when you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras. Early in our digital conversation he suggested I take Clyde to the Large Animal Veterinary Clinic associated with the UC Davis School of Veterinary Medicine. Well, yesterday morning Luanne and I – with the assistance of our neighbor – loaded Clyde in the pickup, wrapped him up in moving blankets, and headed to Davis.

I’d never been to the new vet school. The last time I had reason to deal with the Davis vet school was in the 1960s and it was still in the city limits of Davis. Now, the school has a new campus west of Davis near the town of Woodland. It’s still technically in Davis, but you need to see a zip code map to prove it. The place is wonderful. Everything around the campus is farmland. There’s a Small Animal Clinic that cares for dogs, cats, and all manner of little furry creatures. We were there to see the Large Animal Clinic, which is right behind the place for small critters but built for all manner of livestock. If you have a sick animal that needs two people to pick it up, the Large Animal Clinic is the place to take it.

We got Clyde checked in and were told it would be about an hour before they would have any information. We were directed to the campus dining service called Scrubs and told to wait for them to call. We had a nice lunch with the students and faculty from the vet school and its allied health divisions. We even watched the school’s pet turkey strut around the patio area.

After lunch, we walked back to the clinic to wait inside the air-conditioned lobby. No sooner had we sat down, than my phone rang. I was told that Clyde wasn’t bloated with gas. On ultrasound they found a mass in his intestines and his abdomen was filled with fluid. The vet said that “his organs are floating” in it. They didn’t know if the mass was malignant or not, but it was a strong possibility. The vet also said they couldn’t find his bladder on ultrasound. She said when they aspirated some of the fluid in his body it “smelled like urine”, which made them suspect his bladder had ruptured. I found this surprising because he had peed copiously –and seemingly at will -- while in the garage. And I would assume that a ruptured bladder would result in some bleeding. I saw no sign of blood in his urine or on his body.

Whether it was just the intestinal blockage – cancerous or not, just a ruptured bladder, or a combination of the two, there was nothing they could do for him. Luanne and I absorbed the shock and then authorized euthanasia. We were taken inside the large animal facility (aka, “C Barn”) to see Clyde one last time. We said our goodbyes while the vet fed him blueberries.

Yes, that’s right. Blueberries. I can’t say enough good things about the staff at the Large Animal Clinic. Throughout this traumatic experience all the staff from the receptionists to the vet techs and the veterinarians were attentive and supportive. Everyone dealt with us and our animal with kindness and empathy the entire way. Watching Clyde eat each blueberry out of her hand is an image I’ll carry with me forever.

As we got onto I-80 heading back toward Oakland, Luanne asked if we could stop at the Fenton’s Creamery in the Nut Tree Shopping Center. “Whenever I was sad as a child, my dad would take me for ice cream. I think I need some ice cream now.” So, we drowned our sorrows in Black & Tan Sundaes while watching kids play in the little play area next to the Fenton’s. There was a Jelly Belly jellybean store right there, so I went in and bought Luanne some sour jellybeans. I know they always have sour gummies in the candy drawer in the PICU admin office and Luanne likes them. The sour jellybeans were the closest I could get.

As hard as our experience in Davis was for me, I truly dreaded coming home to Bonnie. When we moved Clyde to the garage, we brought Bonnie up, too. She had been with Clyde the entire time the goats have been with us. I knew she would not want to be separated from him, even if it was only by a few yards and the rear wall of the garage. But when we loaded Clyde into the truck, I had to put her back in the enclosure. As we made Clyde comfortable in the bed of the truck, I could hear her in the back, running up and down the ramp to the second story of their goat house and braying as loud as she could. She was frantic, and I knew it. Now, Bonnie would be just as frightened to see me and not find her Clyde. And I knew it.

When I went back to see her, she heard my footsteps and came to the gate, braying loudly. As soon as she saw I didn’t have Clyde with me she tried to dart past me to go find him. I had to grab her collar and hold her back so I could click the gate latch. She then circled me, rubbing against my legs and braying, as if I had somehow hidden him in one of my pockets. She didn’t understand. And I couldn’t think of any way to make her understand. I just rubbed her back and cried.

 Ed Rovera

Unseasonably warm day but the animals are loving it. Ed

Around mid-September I noticed the girls production drop off. The Ameraucanas basically stopped laying altogether. Just before I had surgery I rigged up an LED floodlight in the hen house and put it on a timer. Now, the inside of the house is lit up from 4AM to 8AM. This added 4 hours gives them a minimum of 14 hours of daylight each day. According to the gurus of YouTube, at least 14 hours of light is required for peak egg laying.

At first, I didn’t notice any change. We would get one or two eggs from the Rhode Island Reds and maybe one a week from the Ameraucanas. But after about two weeks, it was like someone turned on the egg faucet; we were back to 3 to 5 eggs a day. The Rhode Islands are still better producers, both in number and egg size, but the pretty birds are back to earning their mealworms again. Ed PS: Today was a 5 egg day — 3 brown from the Rhode Islands and one each from Cinder and Chowder. Goldie gave me one yesterday. She’s still in my good graces.

And if you are wondering how I know which Ameraucana lays each day, I’ve figured out the colors from each hen. Goldie lays pale blue eggs. They are almost white. Chowder’s eggs are an aquamarine blue as are the eggs from Cinder. However, Cinder’s eggs have tiny speckles on them. Chowder’s rarely have anything that might be seen as a blemish.

Having surgery on my shoulder on 31 October 2023 meant I could get started rehabbing during the winter. That was a good plan but I didn’t think about how that would affect my goats. Even after I felt strong enough, with all the rain we’ve had I couldn’t get in and muck out their enclosure. Today, it was dry enough to slog around in there and get the biggest of the mess out.

These are before and after shots. The “after” represents three wheelbarrows full of wet goat shit and straw moved over into the muck pit. Just an FYI, wet goat shit is a lot heavier than dry goat shit!

I probably could have scraped out another half a load but I was just too tired to do any more. At least the stones are exposed now; B&C no longer have to tiptoe through the slop. Ed

PS: Cinder approves of my work. She’s there in the lower half of the after shot looking for earthworms.

About a month ago I noticed Bonnie limping. She was favoring her right foreleg. Then I’d see her walking just fine. Since I hadn’t trimmed her hooves since spring, I figured she had a rock under a flap of the hoof wall that had been hurting her. If it had shaken itself out, the pain was gone. I checked her hooves and they needed trimming so I scheduled a day with my son to do that.

One thing led to another and the hoof work got put off. I also saw Bonnie limping now and again. I checked her hoof and leg: No swelling and no tenderness. Titian and I rescheduled a day and we trimmed her hooves. I checked her right hoof and leg thoroughly and I didn’t find anything that looked like it was causing her pain. She was still limping, though.

Thinking I must not have looked well enough, Titian and I tackled her again. This time I used a Dremel tool to cut the hoof wall down as low as I dared, looking for some sign of infection. Nothing. The hoof seemed healthy. Time to consult a professional.

I’ve been looking for a good mobile vet who’d come and check B&C but had no luck. Turns out, I was looking in the wrong place. One of the vets I spoke to on the phone said, “Try calling Farm Vet out of Petaluma.” Petaluma? Coming to Oakland? That’s an hour-long drive on a good day. Would a mobile livestock veterinarian who probably has plenty of customers up there drive to Oakland? I figured I had nothing to lose. I googled “Farm Vet” and found their website. Using their contact form I asked if they served Oakland and told them about Bonnie. The next day I had an email asking if Saturday at 8 AM would work. Damn straights, it would work!

The next Saturday morning, Dr. Scott Cantor of North Bay Farm Veterinarians, Inc. pulls into my driveway. He checks Bonnie and diagnosed her as having arthritis in her lower leg joint. I had checked her leg from the shoulder down but didn’t know what to look for. Scott showed me how there was a slight clicking when her joint flexed. “That’s arthritis, which is common in goats over 7 or 8 years old.”

Bottom line: I now have a vet I can call when I need him for my babies, and Bonnie gets an anti inflammatory (15mg) in peanut butter on a graham cracker with her daily rations. I was also politely told to cut both goats back to only two cups of grain product a day because they are both over weight. Other than that, B&C are very healthy goats for their age.

Ed

The girls are still young — only 27 weeks — so these eggs are a bit undersized. But I think this is pretty fair production for six hens over a week. Got five of these today, three from the Ameraucanas.

Ed

It looks like something made by Cadbury but it’s the first egg from one of the Ameraucana hens.

All the eggs so far have been small but that’s to be expected. The size will increase as the hens get closer to their first birthday.

Ed

Wednesday and Thursday I finished painting all the various parts of the new chicken coop I also started assembling it inside the coop.

Yesterday my son helped me move the heavy roof section in and get it installed. Final assembly was completed and the six nesting boxes were put in place. The girls had no idea what the house was; they just wanted to get to the nesting boxes. They avoided the hen door I created for them and instead tried to leap up into the nests through the big access doors I built to allow me to reach the nests, add food to their trough, etc. The big doors also make it very easy to clean the house once they’ve lived in it for a while. Titian and I tried to coax them inside. Nothing worked if the big doors were closed. Finally, we manually placed them on the second level shelf and closed the big doors.

This morning, I found them all still inside, happily on the two perches I built for them. But, they wouldn’t go out the small hen door; they had no problem jumping to the ground once I had the big doors open, though. I’m wondering what’s got them afraid of the small doorway.

Moving forward, I attached the latch on the big doors and cleared a spot for their dust baths. As I’m in there working, Marge cautiously crept in through the hen door. Intrigued I listened to her clucking around inside until I heard the telltale sounds of her settling into a nesting box. The need to nest overrode whatever fear she had of the house.

Tonight, I went out to check on them and found all the girls were outside the house. As I pondered what to do, Chowder went in of her own accord. No one followed her, though. Since it was getting dark, I put all the hens in through the hen door and Henna came right back out. She was clearly nervous about the opening. I steered her toward the hen door and she finally went inside.

I checked on things by carefully opening the big doors to peek in. Chowder was on the highest perch, middle of the stick. That’s the safest place to be. Roxie or Marge was on the second level but not on a perch. The others were on the bottom deck, away from the hen door. I think the bars I installed above the hen door may be scaring them. Tomorrow I will take out the big section and see if that makes them go in and out more easily. 

Ed

Clyde was down by the bottom fence foraging when I peeked over the gate. He spotted the movement and froze, waiting to see I was coming to feed them their rations early. Ed

In 2002, the empty lot across the street from us was purchased and the new owner built a beautiful two-story house on it. Unfortunately, this altered the flow of the underground springs in our area and brought a lot more water into our basement. To mitigate this problem, I cut a French drain across my front yard. I trenched all the way down the driveway so the water collected could dissipate out behind the garage. While I had the trenches cut and open, I decided to tie the downspouts on the house together and placed PVC pipes running over to closest trench. More piping was set on top of the gravel bag before I filled it in. All the flow from the downspouts was connected into the six-inch outflow pipe that ran to the “Back Forty”. Finally, I dug a drain pond to catch all the water so it could soak into the ground and not create a problem for my neighbor down the hill. All that worked fine until I got B&C.

You see, goats like to dig holes and lie in them during the summer. This helps them stay cool in the heat. When they do this, they toss dirt in all directions. Sometimes that direction is straight over the outflow from my carefully designed drainage system. Come winter and the rain, the draining water can’t escape into the pond; it runs into a bunch of dirt instead.

Today, I checked on the goats to make sure they were handling the rain. Even after almost six hours of light but steady rain, the collection pond had only about an inch of water in it. A quick look at where the outflow should have been visible told me I had some digging to do or the water would soon back up into the goat enclosure.

Fifteen minutes of manual labor with my “shit shovel” and I had the outflow open. B&C don’t know how close they came to having their world get even muddier than it is currently.

Ed Rovera